Let me begin by sharing some general information about me before I indulge you with my opinions about critical issues, unparalleled knowledge, and unsolicited advice.
General Information – I'm pretty. Really pretty. I'm not only pretty, but also quite intelligent. I know to sit on the rug by the front door to wait for my people to take me outside. If they don't notice me or come quick enough, I have absolutely no remorse about peeing on the front door rug. That's on them.
Additional Information - I'm the caretaker of the group. I use my "Yana" (tongue) to lick the insides of roomies' ears. They love it. It's totally not gross at all.
Opinions about critical issues:
Unparalleled knowledge: Pup-peronies are produced in Spanish Fork, UT.
Unsolicited advice: If your owner leaves the front door open, always make a break for it. The run around the block is absolutely freeing. To get you back, they will get the car out to make you think you are going to get to go on a ride. You are not. I fall for this every time. Again, do not get in the car, you are not going to get a Dunkin pup cup, continue your freedom run.
"Live life like somebody left the front door open."
I am Mommy's Best Girl. I am not lazy, just extremely relaxed. There is no reason to over exert yourself, unless trying to get a Doritos chip.
When you're laying on the couch doing nothing, it's really important to wrap a blanket around your head and pretend to be a Jedi.
Dr. Bryan (the vet) says it's really important for us to get Pup Cups if we want to look really good.